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I was screaming into the canyon at the moment of my death.

The echo it created lasted my last breath.

My voice, it made an avalanche and buried a man I never knew.

And when he died, his widow bride met your daddy and they made you.


"Some women are lost in the fire. Some women are built from it."

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Every Monday night I’d go to the laundromat to do my washing.  To kill time I’d take photos and sing Freeze Ray (Laundry Day) from Dr Horrible’s Sing-A-Long.

Where in god’s great internet can I find this video???

Where in god’s great internet can I find this video???

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Alex Russo: Season 4

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We’ve never had it so good, uh-huh we’re out of the woods…
And if you can’t detect the sarcasm you’ve misunderstood.

Why have I only *just* heard this song??  Why wasn’t it playing on high rotation on my youth orientated radio station? 










What gay men give to the world.  A-yup.

On the second one.

There’s this one gay club I go to that actually has a problem of straight guys going there to dance with girls.  I guess these guys don’t understand that girls can also be gay, because they assume that any girls at the club are there with their gay guy friends.

So one night I was out on the dance floor, and I see this guy.  He’s like over six-foot, at least, all beefed-up, muscle shirt, looks kindof like a douchebag.  And he’s just circling the dance floor, in one continuous loop, looking at the crowd like a predator, and it’s creeping me the fuck out.

It’s creeping me out enough that I don’t immediately realize what’s going on nearby.  Some girl has attracted one of the Assholes, who has proceeded to begin grinding on her.  She’s pushing him away, telling him to get lost.  He’s pulling that whole, “come on, don’t be a bitch” spiel, and generally just not getting the message.

BAM.  Suddenly, the prowling guy swoops in, like some sort of Gay Avenger.  He shoves himself between the girl and the Asshole, grabs the Asshole by the hips, and starts dirty dancing him like a God-damned fuck machine.  Asshole completely flips his shit, like how DARE another man try to dance with him at a GAY BAR???, starts spitting curses, and tears ass off the dance floor and out onto the sidewalk.

The Gay Avenger turns back to the girl, inclines his head in an, “are you okay?” sort of gesture.  She nods, and he returns to his previous position of circling the dance floor, looking for his next target.

Told this story to some guys upstairs.  Apparently Gay Avenger is a regular there.

someone write a comic book about Gay Avenger.

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Always reblogging Gay Avenger.

Gay Avenger is my favorite superhero

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